I would like to extend a huge thank you to Xanax. Thank you for taking my irrational emotions and then making go to bed. Because I couldn’t have done that myself.
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
In 5 years things will be different.
I may not be in a 4 year college now but in 5 years I’ll have a career and you’ll be realizing you didn’t actually get ahead in anyway by going to college right away. Then you’ll realize that all the friends you tried so hard to make your whole world arnt there. They’re back in Australia and Hawaii and their own hometowns making their new life and you’ll be only a tiny chapter in their lives. You won’t even be important enough to tell their kids about you. You will realize that when you were at your highest and you spurned me that you tossed aside one of the few people who truly loved and cared about you. You’ll look around and wonder where your cool friends are. Well they grew up and found jobs and wives. And you’ll eventually look for someone to marry and want to be with but there will come a day, when you’ve given everything you have to her, heart, soul and body and she will look at you in the eye and say goodbye. Because you weren’t good enough or successful enough or whatever and she will be happy without you. And you shall reap what you sow. You’ll feel the pain you caused me. and you’ll regret how you tossed me aside because you’ll look me up and see that I am happy with a nice husband who loves me and you’ll be alone, drinking yourself to death and wondering where your life went wrong.